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blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

(via gxallagher)

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w33nawbuzznarl:

rifa:

lisasedai:

i hate it when

there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do

and the feeling just doesn’t go away

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS

what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens 

when theyre in trouble 

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tastefullyoffensive:

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troyesivan:

How To Be Forever Alone~Troye Sivan

Why didn’t anyone tell me this had so many notes?! Love you all madly.

(via signoremorifartysayskillingspree)

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jakesheadwarning:

Stars spoiling the movie version of old books during interviews.

(via executiveofficerofradishes)

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noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

(Source: lord-stark, via dudesuckmyass)

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dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

(via dudesuckmyass)

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via dudesuckmyass)

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djdragonblood:

helioscentrifuge:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

What’s worse is when the writers WANT to and the company won’t LET them

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faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

(via dudesuckmyass)