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herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.

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loveholic198:

That one time Donald tried to run House of Mouse without Mickey.

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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

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"You said you were afraid of losing me and then you faced your fear and left."

— (i still miss you sometimes)

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bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

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spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

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grontaire:

cutest kid in town

cutest kid in the world you mean

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akaitsume:

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

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Me flirting with someone I actually like:

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stilezs:

this is so real

stilezs:

this is so real

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